Teen Speak Translator: MOM Edition Tee (Blossom)

You’ve got snacks in your bag, a sixth sense for eye-rolls, and now... you’ve got the shirt to match.

The Teen Speak Translator: MOM Edition Tee is for the moms who’ve turned “what even is ‘bet’?” into a full-time hobby. Whether your teen just hit you with “no cap,” “IYKWIM” or some new word that needs to be decoded, this tee lets the world know — you’re doing your best to keep up, and honestly, you deserve a medal (or at least a latte).

Made from ridiculously soft cotton that’s more comforting than your teen's one-word replies, this relaxed-fit tee is perfect for grocery runs, passive-aggressive PTA meetings, or decoding slang while muting yourself on Zoom. It’s stylish, funny, and 100% sass-approved.

Bonus: pairs perfectly with side-eyes and deep sighs.

🧵 Ultra-soft cotton – cozier than your teen’s hoodie you “borrowed”

👕 Relaxed unisex fit – made for real life (and real moods)

😂 Sarcastic & relatable design – speaks fluent Gen Z (kinda)

🎯 Conversation starter – finally something fun to talk about

🧼 Machine washable – because duh, you’re not hand-washing anything

☕ Pairs well with caffeine and coping mechanisms

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort. The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing. The pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit. Check all available sizes in our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart. All Comfort Colors 1717 shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label. Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. Available in 3 colors.